my mother's unparalleled ingenuity

One weekend, i was so tired i decided to call my neighbor who's a masseuse. A 'manghihilot' in my native tongue's term. She's blind so my mother had to pick her up at her house which is just about 10 meters away from ours. She said i had too much spasms. I sounded like a pig about to be slaughtered while she was doing all the massages. I cried out loud when she reached the back of my knees! The pain was just unbearable I think i'd pee had she continued kneading my legs. She urgently ordered my mother to get some leaves, of which i forgot the name. Then told me to wrap it around my knees. I don't want to hurt her ego so i hurriedly followed her instructions. Nothing to lose eh and i might just be healed, right?


ain't i fashionable? :D
Just when and how can stockings be of great use!?